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Cat Demotivational Poster


NI NI -


TAGS: holy grail cat
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 1:01 pm, #250147
What do you mean? An African or a European s******?
twill1962 - January 9, 2013, 9:35 am, #242307
What is the wing velocity of an unladen sparrow in flight?
lgvernon - March 11, 2012, 11:20 pm, #231090

Too funny~~~
Nissta - March 11, 2012, 1:58 pm, #231071
It's only a flesh wound!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:11 pm, #230992
and now you shall cut the mightiest tree in the forrest with... A Herring!!
justme - March 10, 2012, 12:10 pm, #230991
"Ecky Ecky Ecky F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:19 am, #230977

....shrubbery you say
Sho - March 9, 2012, 1:42 am, #230941
Reminds me of RL
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 11:19 pm, #230938
We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."
jamesvpiii - March 8, 2012, 10:05 pm, #230937
Nee . . I think...the Knights who say nee
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:31 pm, #230934
Nih!


CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Xehen

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am, #241668
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232583
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm, #220734
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am, #220724
Nice..


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243770
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am, #243769
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm, #188719

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm, #188717
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am, #182638
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am, #151733
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am, #151611
thank you


OM NOM NOM NOM - nom nom nom


TAGS: cat
Rating: 3.38/5
Jackers - January 30, 2009, 12:34 am, #55793
I haz plenty toof-piks
Dustin Marthington - October 2, 2008, 9:06 pm, #25215
i can haz kaktuz?!
brock0lee - August 20, 2008, 10:09 pm, #15813
i hope it effs itself up


SURPRISE ADOPTION CAT - wishes you a happy birthday!!!




THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm, #233827
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm, #233383

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am, #233379

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am, #233373
better give 5L or else...


FEED ME - Or I eat him.


TAGS: fat cat
Rating: 4.67/5
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 11:39 am, #228352
Ab5olutely Hilariou5 . . . :D
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:49 pm, #228196
LOL!!!


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm, #229033
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm, #229026
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm, #229020
threesome's up :)


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225224
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am, #225210
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm, #225206
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm, #225204
lol x 5²


SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box


TAGS: cat schrodinger physics
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by kc0vbl

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am, #240139
my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm, #238841
If I fits, I sits.
gas - September 1, 2012, 10:55 pm, #238825
lol


PERPETUUM MOBILE - well Physics, screw you


TAGS: perpetuum mobile physics cat toast
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Noname5

steve1961 - February 8, 2013, 11:17 am, #243318
Next time say "mar***ine".
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:06 am, #243316
Why the hell does it censor bu7ter?
zoomer296 - February 8, 2013, 12:04 am, #243315
Why not b***er both sides of the toast? (Cat wont eat it and P.E.T.A. wont go after you.)
ZeXaZ - October 5, 2011, 10:23 pm, #224775
What if you attached two cats to each other?
- September 9, 2011, 1:06 pm, #224127
well, let me think... maybe atatch a space collar to the cat?
Alixian - September 9, 2011, 11:31 am, #224124
Ahh the old Antigravity cat theory, good for powering vehicles for the purposes of hovercars etc. The only problem is,what happens when the cat eats the toast?


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by SWyvern

GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:47 pm, #253703
yup...almost


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.




WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm, #217022
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm, #216789
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am, #216774
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am, #216757
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216709
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216697
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm, #216683
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm, #216675
Very nice.


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm, #87233
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87176
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am, #87175
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm, #87042
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm, #87030
Genius.


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Budog

dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am, #233581
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am, #226040
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm, #226036

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm, #226032
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


TRUE TO LIFE -


TAGS: independence loner cats life
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:24 am, #238607
My first that really struck a chord with me 5L of the day. So insightful! Oh love your avatar. Angels...love em'.
motinet - August 21, 2012, 8:07 am, #238603

amsome!
mariand - August 21, 2012, 7:50 am, #238602
good one LA...
caveman - August 21, 2012, 7:23 am, #238601
d*** i've missed you


CATS - Even if they had wings, they'd probably still just lie there.


TAGS: cats
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bevaboo

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 11:47 pm, #237676
5 cats for you.
JasonBlades - July 21, 2012, 11:10 am, #237505
Good stuff, and true as hell.
CloudchaserS - July 9, 2012, 9:41 am, #237090
5L because I've had cats all my life! Five of them at present


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!


TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by holymoly

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm, #253371
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm, #228992
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am, #228447
Nice!
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228306
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am, #228209
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am, #228198
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am, #238753
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am, #238752
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm, #228554
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm, #213982
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am, #213920
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm, #213917

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm, #213916
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm, #213734
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm, #213708
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm, #213694
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm, #213693
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm, #213642

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm, #213638
Epic. 5s.


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




NINJA CAT - you will never be as cool as this cat.


TAGS: cat ninja cool funny
Rating: 2.63/5


LIKE EVERY OTHER CAT IN THE WORLD -




WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm, #248620

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am, #248587
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm, #248577
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm, #171291
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm, #171284
So do the Sith like little boys?


ANGER MANAGEMENT -




STUPID CAT - Doesn't know his limitations




PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


PROOF -


TAGS: men are cats
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 3:21 pm, #235450

'Bout killed me...
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 3:06 pm, #235449
Dang! Well, I s’pose I don’t need to ask if everything came out OK………
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:37 am, #235447

That's what happens when you acquire food poisoning! Ended up on IVs. Wasn't pretty. But I am much better, now.
GaryO - May 30, 2012, 9:08 am, #235439
Keep aimin’ darlin’, I’m an easy target. …and yeah, seems you’ve slowed a bit in submissions. I s’pose you get busy too. Yer stuff is always a delight, fine lady….’cat with proclivities’…..n-i-c-e
lgvernon - May 29, 2012, 11:06 pm, #235407

A cat with canine proclivities. I've missed you, GaryO!~
GaryO - May 29, 2012, 10:58 pm, #235406
Oh yeah? Sniff one strange hind end, and what do they call you?
tatespa - May 29, 2012, 8:55 am, #235370
OMG, we're CATS?? That BLOWS!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:15 pm, #235272
but a cat's the only cat who knows how to 5wing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 12:58 am, #235225
Hey, I never denied being a cat. Be5ides, I’m purrrrfect.
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 12:35 am, #235224

*snort*
TheSanityInspector - May 27, 2012, 12:29 am, #235223
Lock your dog, your cat, and your wife in the trunk of the car for four hours. After you open it, which one is glad to see you?


SAY IT! - Say you did it, Or I choke you!




CAT LANGUAGE - We now know the signs.




DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am, #94347
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am, #94345
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am, #94344
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am, #94341
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am, #94337
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm, #94194
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm, #94176
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


EQUITY -


TAGS: education mind cancer
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - August 11, 2015, 3:44 pm, #262304
No, not anyone can afford one
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:15 pm, #262302
And before someone starts on free European College, look at the tax base, what it takes to get in, and please don't forget the fees that almost equal US tuition rates.
freasy - August 11, 2015, 1:06 pm, #262301
Anyone can afford an education. You just want to want it bad enough. The real tragedy is the loss of brilliant minds in the socially and morally bankrupt edges of society.
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:13 pm, #243907
Then our system of education is broken!


DESTINY -


TAGS: cards poker money cat p****
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 30, 2012, 9:46 am, #228445
lol... thx RL. So tell me, how much do you need?? :D
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:38 am, #228418

typical forseti....epic dude :)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 5:30 pm, #228374
H5GE


YOU DO REALIZE - That this means war.


TAGS: cat annoyed war
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

Lavinator - April 14, 2012, 1:17 am, #233239
Such a great look...
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:25 pm, #231712
You're not supposed to get it wet or feed it after midnight
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:38 pm, #231694
(carebear BANNED)


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am, #234841
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


DRUNK CAT - because even a good mouser has to unwind


TAGS: drun k cat beer
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Koradan

LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121953
*had*...*aboot* even...
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 4:41 pm, #121952
Looks like he's ahd a few already...and what abot in the morning? More of the "hair of the dog that bit him?"


IT'S FRIDAY - Eat, drink and be merrily intoxicated !




WAR - it's hell




THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775




LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.35/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242533
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm, #242532
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm, #242531
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am, #242521
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm, #242514
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


Bukowski's Cat -


TAGS: loner cat people beer bukowski
Rating: 4.4/5

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GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:10 pm, #247551
Yup, one of my favorite authors
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm, #247549

I love Bukowski. 5Ls


YES - you can haz a cheezburger


TAGS: cat
Rating: 4.13/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:42 am, #242782
Awww..
shannon21 - July 18, 2010, 12:23 am, #185189
finally


FUN WITH ELECTRICITY -


TAGS: cat static
Rating: 4.63/5

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pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 10:45 pm, #174420
sweeeeeet


DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?


TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm, #154570
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.


OWNED -




~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




ITT TECH -


TAGS: tech cat screwdriver wytch
Rating: 3.71/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239463
I trust him more than I do the creeps at Best Buy.


JEDI CATS - Mess you up they will.




WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? - We've seen you naked, that's why!


TAGS: cats laughing funny weird bizarre
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 30, 2011, 6:40 pm, #225457
that's good


Halloween -


TAGS: cats candles horrified old ladies
Rating: 4.86/5

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Ilovepuppies - November 1, 2013, 12:35 pm, #250767
Hey this is funny but it is sad too :(
spacedog - October 30, 2013, 7:16 pm, #250739
Thanks everyone.
MissPriss - October 30, 2013, 12:13 am, #250727
Huh, never see that candle in the Party Lite catalogue. Another well earned 5L.
GaryO - October 29, 2013, 9:54 pm, #250722
BAM!
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:51 pm, #250721

Too funny!~5L


CAT BATH -




HILARIOUS - This is not Retard


TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm, #30727
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am, #30684
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying


LESSON #31 - Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.




Catch 22 -


TAGS: catch22 fire
Rating: 4.45/5

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm, #254232
Irony strikes again.


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.29/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm, #249912

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm, #249911
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249892

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm, #249891
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




PINK COUGAR CADILLAC - Because Mary Kay is always on the prowl.




DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm, #219578

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am, #219571

personal experience?


THAT WHICH DOESN'T KILL YOU - Pisses you off




LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39628
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am, #39627
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm, #39559
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm, #39239
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm, #39230
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am, #14250
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm, #13450
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm, #13449
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am, #13415
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME f***ING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am, #13406
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am, #13373
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm, #13334
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm, #13294
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm, #13290
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm, #13285
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

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Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am, #114930
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am, #113761
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


COMPROMISE - Who says the cat has to be either/or?




BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.


TAGS: cats spock star trek superstition
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm, #176476
One lion for every black cat I have.


MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!




MEOW - Bitch




GRADUATION - I WANT TO THANK GOOGLE, WIKIPEDIA AND WHO EVER INVENTED CUT AND PASTE


TAGS: education
Rating: 4.75/5
EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:25 am, #240497
At least he learned how to educate himself in the 21st century. Cut and paste doesn't mean much unless you know what to cut and paste.


CATS - They'll always leave ya hanging




THINK ABOUT IT - The neighbours once had a dog...




RACIST CATS - I know it's wrong and when I'm done laughing I'm totally going to tell him to stop.


TAGS: cats oz
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:38 am, #233011
Don't think it's racist to imitate! xx
newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am, #216472
5 L's for the RACIST CAT!!!
TehOz - April 13, 2011, 7:19 pm, #216348
rotflmao!
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:31 pm, #216326
di ni ni ni den den dun dun den, di ni ni ni den den din BWONG!


POKING FUN -




WILL IT BLEND? - That is the question!




DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm, #203179
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm, #203075
Tell me about it. 5


CAT-ALCOHOLICS - Doing shots at the Kitty Bar.


TAGS: cat drinking animals funny
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:15 pm, #241492
I'll Take 6 Kittys.


SQUIRREL ! ! ! - No, Wait, My Bad..... CAT ! ! !




DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm, #140525
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am, #140503
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am, #140501
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


Fossils -


TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

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VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am, #197944
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am, #122560
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is


LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


TAGS: corpsman medic military tattoo dedicated
Rating: 4.08/5

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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm, #198952
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm, #198896
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


THIS IS WHY - Dogs bite people!




KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"




SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.87/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am, #220215
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am, #220214
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


DRINKING -




YOUR CAT ON CATNIP - If you can't talk to your cat about their catnip addiction, who will ?


TAGS: your cat on catnip addiction
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:39 pm, #244734
My three cats hate Catnip. It makes my little girl kitty go insane.


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.


TAGS: star trek job applications lies john cho sulu
Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am, #179398
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm, #179173
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm, #179172
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am, #179157
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am, #179135
=)) so d*** funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm, #179034
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!


FAMILY - The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.




FISH BOWL -


TAGS: calendar cat dinner brown trout
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2011, 8:28 pm, #222201
Am5ome
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:23 pm, #222191
Cute.


HANG IN THERE -




CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT - Necromancy brought him back.


TAGS: cat dead undead necromancy
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oiler - January 25, 2013, 7:39 pm, #242835
That's just messed up...very cool tho.


I DON'T CARE -




HEY - Has anyone seen the dog?


TAGS: dog cat barbeque barbecue bbq
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 4:49 pm, #132345
This still cracks me up Koradan...remind me to never invite Sean's cat over for a "Q" again
spacedog - October 30, 2009, 3:00 pm, #132296
Good one Koradan!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 2:44 pm, #132292
Hilarious!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 2:43 pm, #132291
Koradan lmao...that's 5 medium rare Poodles from me


EVIL CAT - and you thought i left the mouse as a gift.


TAGS: cat mouse
Rating: 3.63/5

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